I am back lapping it up in luxury – oh, how I missed the sunny sands of
Similar to my returning home and missing flights, I returned back to
I don't know how, really, I don't get it.
Seriously I was there on time, my flight was on time, and my arrival gate was next to my departure one, and I WAS waiting at the gate. Yet I saw nobody enter the gate, no boarding call or anything and the plane still took off without me. The only way I could have missed my flight was during my 5 minute jog down to the restroom and grabbing some airport food and returning immediately.
I don't get it.
Now just between us I don't want any of you to think I am paranoid but perhaps there were more sinister parties involved. Recent evidence has emerged and I believe the culprits to be a crack team of mercenary smurfs whose ambition was to delay me, crawl into my luggage and then deploy their evil doing.
Okay I know what you’re thinking now….
Smurfs are cute, blue, diligent, and courteous, but still I don't trust them. For real people, let’s not forget they have been in a long standing war with Gargamel, and let’s not forget how crafty Handy Smurf is.
Plus, don't you think perhaps Papa Smurf just looks a little too much like a terrorist?
So moving on, I am back in
Where are my reserve stocks of American candy, supplies, but most importantly, bourbon?
But I don't want to sound paranoid.
I can't help it though, anytime now I feel the slight bit tired, BAM! Like a door slamming I'm out.
Can you believe I was thrown out of a bar because they thought I was drunk!! ….bastards!!!
It was smurfs I tell you!!! SMURFS!!!!
Just kidding. Actually not kicked out of bar, but not about the smurfs
You just can't joke about that lot of folk, they are evil doers down to their little blue bones.
Despite the smurf meddling, my time back in
Slow and steady, just the speed I like it.
Yet despite my inability to adjust to
I have been playing mando, surfing on my cool new laptop, and reading my new farming and agriculture books, even managed to squeeze a jam session with a famous Nigerien musician.
So why haven't I left
Glad you asked.
Smurf Meddling I tell you.
Know the Mercenary intentions of the crack team of Smurf assassins have struck.
Last night a land mine exploded in a residential neighborhood in
Really the worst of it for us was that for a day we were not allowed to leave the hostel, and then not allowed to ride in taxis for a day or two.
But don't any of you worry we are all doing well, safe and on lock down…....again.
Thankfully the criminal investigators never came to ask me, I fear the repercussions too terrible to think or mention, but you know what I think. It was, without a doubt, the same crack team of mercenary Smurfs that hoodwinked me in
How do I know?
The escalation of this proxy war has been small scale.
There you go, simple logic once again prevails.
Do you think it could have been the time zone changes? Dunno.